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highwaytohoech:

"what’s that?" your mother asks as she catches a glimpse of teen wolf on your computer.

"oh, it’s this show about werewolves," you say, "it’s kind of goofy but it can be really good—there’s action, mystery, horror—"

there’s a knock at the door. it is tyler hoechlin, shirtless and panting like he’s run here. “—comedy,” he says breathlessly, eyebrows judging you slightly for not mentioning this yourself. ”stiles.” 

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booitsnialler:

how do you explain this

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larrycoincidences:

"put these masks on? cool I better kiss my friend"
"you’re taking a photo? cool I better shove my crotch into the back of my friend’s head"
"we’re in the middle of an interview? cool I better ask my friend if he wants a blowjob"
"how many girlfriends? cool just define that for me thanks"
"you googled couple tattoos? I definitely didn’t think I wanted tattoos but look at this ship and compass"

cool

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Straight White Boy Problem #125

straightwhiteboyproblems:

makin up a handshake with your school bros but you accidentally mix that handshake up with your soccer bros handshake and your soccer teammates are like ‘wtf bro’

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blessthebutt:

my favorite flavor of cake is more

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haveabowlofwhore:

don’t ever let this die

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